We’re serving this during the game, so you might call it a live ball fowl.
We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
I’m establishing my punning game early today.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
I’m icing the kicker – and by kicker, I mean beer.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Kicking off the afternoon in the best way possible.
Here are some football-related puns you can send from the game, or while watching the game on TV. If you’re more interested in what most of the world calls football (aka soccer), reading these puns probably isn’t your goal. Note: In case it’s not obvious by now, this article is about American football puns. If you can tackle all of these gridiron groaners, you are truly an MVP (Most Voracious Punster). Here’s a big list of football puns you can use for Instagram captions, party invites, or just to amuse yourself during halftime. And then there are sayings that have passed into general use, like dropping the ball and Monday morning quarterback.Īll this adds up to some excellent pun-making opportunities. There are colorful expressions like Hail Mary and pigskin. You’ve got acronyms like QB, TD, NFL, and NCAA. You’ve got technical terms like T formation, wishbone, and intentional grounding. Every sport has its share of jargon, but when it comes to the sheer size of the lexicon, football clobbers the competition.
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